There's a man stranded on a desert island and one day a lady gets washed up onto shore. They get to talking and get to know each other. Later on that day the woman asks him 'I don't suppose you smoked before you were stranded here did you?'
And the man replies, 'Yes.' So she produces from her bag a cigarette and they smoke together.
A little while later she says to him, 'I don't suppose you drank before you were stranded did you?'
The man says, 'yes.' The woman produces a flask from her bag and they drink.
More time passes and the woman says, 'So you've been on this island for 10 years without a woman huh?'
The man replies ' Yes'.
The woman says, 'I don't suppose you'd like to play around.'
The man shouts, 'Good God lady, you have a set of clubs in that bag too!'
