Little Johnny was at school one day and the teacher was asking questions. The teacher said, 'I have something in this bag. It's a fruit, crunchy and red. What is it?'
Little Johnny piped up and said, 'That's easy, it's an apple.'
'Very good,' the teacher said.
Little Johnny was not done yet. 'Teacher, now I have a question for you. I have something in my pocket that's round and hard, and has a head on one end. What is it?'
'Go to the office now!' the teacher screamed.
Little Johnny said, 'It's only a quarter, but I really like your thinking.'      
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