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A guy named Jack receives a free ticket to the Rose Bowl from his company. Unfortunately, when Jack arrives at the stadium he realizes the seat is in the last row in the corner of the stadium. He's closer to the Goodyear blimp than the field.
About halfway through the first quarter, Jack notices an empty seat ten rows off the field, right on the 50 yard line. He decides to take a chance and makes his way through the stadium and around the security guards to the empty seat. As he sits down, he asks the man in the next seat, "Excuse me, is anyone sitting here?" The man says no.
Now, very excited to be in such a great seat for the game, Jack again inquires of the man next to him, "This is incredible! Who in his right mind would have a seat like this at the Rose Bowl and not use it?"
The man replies, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Rose Bowl we haven't attended together since we were married." "That's really sad," says Jack. "But still, couldn't you find someone to take the seat? A relative or close friend?"
"No," the man replies, "they're all at the funeral."     
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