Jesus, St. Peter, St. Matthew & St. Luke went out one day for a round of golf. They began play, and everything was fine util they reached the par 3 5th hole. This particular hole had a large water hazard in front of it, and since he had the honor, St. Peter teed off first. He took out his trusty 5 iron, and laid the ball on the green, no problem. St. luke went next, and he used his 7 iron. St. Matthew followed, using a 5 iron. Both were on the green in one and ready to go.
Jesus teed up, but he took out his 9 iron saying, "I saw Arnold Palmer make this shot with his 9 iron once!" Well, he hit the ball just fine, but short. Into the water it went. "No problem", says Jesus, and he tees up again. Same shot, same result.
After 2 or 3 more attempts, St. Peter said "Why don't you just use your 5 iron and get it over with?"
Jesus again replied "I saw Arnold Palmer make this shot with his 9 iron once!" Well, this continued over and over until Jesus was out of balls. Disgusted by now, Jesus walked out on the water and began to reach in and retrieve his errant shots.
By this time the foursome following our group had caught up, and one of them asked "Who does that guy think he is, Jesus Christ?"
To which St. Peter replied...."Nah, he thinks he's Arnold Palmer!"      
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