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Jerry had heard a family rumor that his father, grandfather
and even his great-grandfather all "walked on water" on their
21st birthday.
So, on his 21st birthday, he and his good friend Brian headed
out to the lake. "If they could do it, so can I!" Jerry told
Brian.
Jerry and Brian arrived at the lake and rented a boat. They
paddled out to the middle. Jerry stepped off of the side boat
. . . and damn near drowned.
Furious, he had Brian drive him back to the Family Farm and
asked his grandmother why he hadn't been blessed with the
same "gift" as the others in the family.
Grandmother took Jerry by the hands, looked into his face,
and said, "That's because your father, grand-father, and
great-grandfather were born in January. You were born in
July."
     
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