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There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing
all mechanical things. After serving his company loyally for
over 30 years, he happily retired.

Several years later his company contacted him regarding a
seemingly impossible problem they were having with one of
their multi-million dollar machines. They had tried
everything and everyone else to get the machine fixed, but to
no avail. In desperation, they called on the retired engineer
who had solved so many of their problems in the past.

The engineer reluctantly took the challenge. He spent a day
studying the huge machine. At the end of the day he marked a
small X in chalk on a particular component of the machine and
proudly stated, 'This is where your problem is!' The part was
replaced and the machine worked perfectly again.

The following week the company received a bill for $50,000
from the engineer for his services. They demanded an itemized
accounting of his charges. The engineer responded briefly:

One chalk mark .. ..... ..... $1
Knowing where to put it ..... $49,999

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