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!!!This one is a little dirty, so consider yourself
warned!!!!
A train hits a bus load of nuns and they all perish. They are
all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St.
Peter. He asks the first nun, "Sister Karen, have you ever
had any contact with a penis?" The nun giggles and replies,
"Well, once I touched the head of one with the tip of my
finger."
St. Peter says, "OK, dip the top of your finger in the holy
water and pass through the gate."
St. Peter asks the next nun the same question. "Sister
Elizabeth have you ever had any contact with a penis?"
The nun is a little reluctant but replies, "Well I once
fondled and stroked one."
St. Peter says, "OK, dip your hand in the holy water and pass
through the gate."
All of a sudden there is a great commotion in the line of
nuns. One nun is pushing her way to the front of the line.
When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says,
"Sister, Sister, what seems to be the rush?"
The nun replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that holy
water, I want to go before Sister Mary sticks her ass in it!"
     
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