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More Real Life Medical Funnies:
A nurse's aide was helping the nurse's patient into the
bathroom when the patient exclaimed, "You're not coming in
here with me! This is only a one-seater!"
During a patient's 2 week follow-up exam with his
cardiologist, the patient told the doctor, "I'm having
trouble with one of my medications." The doctor asked which
one. "The patch. The nurse told me to put a new one on every
6 hours and now I'm running out of places to put it." The
doctor had him quickly undress and found exactly what he
hoped he wouldn't see...Yes! The man had over 50 patches on
his body. Now the instructions include removal of the old
patch before applying a new one.
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked,
"How long have you been bedridden?" After a look of complete
confusion, she answered, "Why not for 20 years when my
husband was alive."
And of course, the best is saved for last.... A nurse was
caring for a woman in Tennessee. She asked, "So how's your
breakfast this morning?" "It's very good except for the
Kentucky jelly," replied the patient. "I just can't seem to
get used to the taste." The nurse asked to see the jelly and
the patient produced a foil packet labeled KY Jelly (a
lubricating jelly used when giving enemas and so forth).
     
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