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A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at
McDonald's.
He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra
drink cup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided
the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for
him, one for her, until each had half of them. Then he
poured half of the soft drink into the extra cup and set
that in front of his wife. The old man then began to eat,
and his wife sat watching, with her hands folded in her lap.
The young man decided to ask if they would allow him to
purchase another meal for them so that they didn't have
to split theirs.
The old gentleman said, "Oh no. We've been married 50
years, and everything has always been and will always
be shared, 50/50."
The young man then asked the wife if she was going to eat.
She replied, "Not yet. It's his turn with the teeth."
     
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