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WHY ASK WHY...
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you
can't drink and drive?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of
parachutes?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the
mornings?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are
there locks on the doors?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON
stick to the pan?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens
when you turn on the headlights?
You know how most packages say 'Open here' ... What is the
protocol if the package says, 'Open somewhere else'?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up
atm.?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's
called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship,
it's called cargo?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on
planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same
substance?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an
address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
     
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