On a beautiful sunny Saturday afternoon, Kurt stood on the first tee at his country club. He had just pulled out his driver when a young woman in a wedding gown came running up to him, crying.
"You b*****d !" she screamed in his face. "You lousy no-good stinking creep!"
"What's your problem Mattie ?" he calmly replied. "I distinctly told you only if it rained."
