Three pastors got together for lunch one day and found all
their churches had bat-infestation problems...
"I got so mad," said one, "I took a shotgun and fired at
them. It made holes in the ceiling, but did nothing to the
bats."
"I tried trapping them alive," said the second. "Then I
drove 50 miles before releasing them, but they returned."
"I haven't had any more problems," said the third.
"What did you do?" asked the others, amazed.
"I simply baptized and confirmed them," he replied. "I
haven't seen them since."
     
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