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10 More Ways To Keep The Testosterone Flowing:
10) Lie.
9) Tell this to your girl before you have sex, "Don't worry.
If you don't have an orgasm, you won't get pregnant."
8) Life is one big competition. If someone is better than
you at anything, either pretend it's not true or kick some
ass.
7) DO NOT make decisions about relationships. If you are
backed into a corner and must make a decision, stall. If you
still must come up with an answer, leave yourself a loophole
for escape. Example: Question: "Honey, will you take me out
for a romantic dinner?" Answer: "Yes, if you can guess how
many sperm I produce each day."
6) Every sentence that anyone says can be contorted to have
sexual meaning. Do so.
5) At any given opportunity, point out how things look like
various genitalia. If, by chance, you have Play-Doh, make
sure you make an exact replica of your unit. Measure to make
sure it's right.
4) Feelings? What feelings?
3) "Love" is not in your vocabulary. Don't even think about
saying it.
2) A general rule: If whatever you're doing does not satisfy
you completely in 5 minutes, it's really not worth it.
1) Lie more.
     
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