A few days after God had created Adam, he approached God and
said, "Lord, something is missing from my life. What could it be?"
"You need a help mate, Adam," said the Lord. "I'll tell you
what I'll do. I'm going to make you the perfect help mate.
She will be so beautiful you'll have trouble keeping your
eyes off of her even for a minute. She will fix you breakfast,
lunch, dinner and serve you faithfully. She will be your
support in time of trouble and a gentle hand to soothe you
in times of stress. She will also give you wonderful sex,
every time you want it, any way you want it. I'm going to
create for you the bsolute, premier, perfect mate."
Then Adam asked, "But what will it cost me?"
"An arm and a leg, I'm afraid." replies God
"Wow!" said Adam, "That's too much. What can I get for a rib?"
     
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