A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the
morning, the wife (undoubtedly blonde also), picked up the
phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's
200 miles from here!" and hung up.
The husband said, "Who was that?"
The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know 'if
the coast is clear.'
     
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