A man walks into the doctor's office with 2 black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his neck.
Naturally the doctor asks why, and the man begins his story.
"Well, my wife went out for a quiet day of golf. She teed off and we watched her ball head straight into a pasture of cows. We walk over to look for it. As I looked around I saw something white on the rear end of a cow, I walk over and sure enough, there's my wife's ball stuck right in the middle of the cows butt.
So I lift up the tail, and scream to my wife, hey this looks like yours!
