The marriage between the old farmer and his young wife was not working out too well, so he asked his doctor for some advise. "The next time you're out in the fields working and you feel the urge for your wife," the doctor advised, "don't wait until the end of the day. Just quit whatever your doing and go to the house."
"Well, I tried that," said the farmer. "By the time I get to the house I'm so tuckered out I can't do a damn thing."
The doctor thought for a minute, and then suggested. "Take your shotgun with you in the morning and if you feel the urge, fire the gun and have her come to where you are."
A few weeks later the old man went back to the doctors. "How did it work out with your wife?" asked the doc.
"The first few days it was great!" said the farmer. "Then hunting season opened, and I haven't seen her since
