There was this Amish woman driving her buggy to town. She was stopped by a State Trooper, who said "Madam, your tail light is not working and you need to get it repaired."
While writing the woman a ticket, the trooper happens to see a rope tied around the horse's testicles that went back to the front of the buggy. The trooper says to the woman, "I do not think that rope is legal either, but I will only write you a letter for the tail light."
Upon returning home, the woman says to her husband, "Eli, I got stopped by the State Trooper and you need to fix the left tail light. And while you are at it, take a look at the emergency brake too.
