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Actual Signs We've Seen:

On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."

Outside a Radiator Repair Shop: "Best place in town to take
a leak."

In a Non-smoking area: "If we see you smoking we will assume
you are on fire and take appropriate action."

On Maternity Room door: "Push, Push, Push."

On a Front Door: "Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian
except the dog."

At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're
looking for, you've come to the right place."

On a Butcher's window: "Let me meat your needs."

On another Butcher's window: "Pleased to meat you."

At a Used Car Lot: "Second Hand cars in first crash condition."

On a fence: "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive."

At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your
feet - miss a car payment."

Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary.
We'll hear you coming."

Outside a Hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."

At an Auto Body Shop: "May we have the next dents?"

In a Dry Cleaner's Emporium: "Drop your pants here."

On a desk in a Reception Room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman,
and the 2nd one just left."

In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes.
Sit! Stay!"
On a Music Teacher's door: "Out Chopin."

At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send
in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be."

On the side of a Garbage Truck: "We've got what it takes to
take what you've got."

On the door of a Computer Store: "Out for a quick byte."

In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry,
come in and get fed up."

Inside a Bowling Alley: "Please be quiet. We need to hear
a pin drop."

In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully,
we'll wait."

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