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A blonde woman who had been unemployed for several months
finally got a job with Public Works. This was a little old
town, so her job was to paint lines down the center of a
rural road using a paint brush.
The Supervisor told her that she was on probation and that
she must stay at or above the set minimum of 2 miles per day
of lines. The blonde agrees and starts right away.
The Supervisor checked at the end of day one and found that
the blonde had completed 4 miles, double the required
average.
The next day, however, he was disappointed to find that the
blonde only accomplished 2 miles. The Supervisor thought,
"Well, she's at the average and I don't want to discourage
her, so I'll just keep quiet."
The third day, the blonde only did one mile and the boss
thought, "I need to talk to her before this gets worse."
The boss called the blonde in and said, "The first day you
did 4 miles, the second day 2 miles and yesterday only 1
mile. Why? Is there an injury? A problem? Equipment failure?
What's keeping you from meeting the minimum 2 miles per day?"
The blonde replied, "Well, each day I keep getting farther
and farther away from the paint bucket!"
     
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