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20 SAYINGS WE'D LIKE TO SEE ON THOSE OFFICE
INSPIRATIONAL POSTERS

1. Rome did not create a great empire by having
meetings...they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

2. If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then
you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of
the situation.

3. Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing
the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

4. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet
engines.

5. Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

6. A person who smiles in the face of adversity... probably
has a scapegoat.

7. Plagiarism saves time.

8. If at first you don't succeed, try management.

9. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid
altogether.

10. TEAMWORK... means never having to take all the blame
yourself.

11. The beatings will continue until morale improves.

12. Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in
large groups.

13. We waste time, so you don't have to.

14. Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!

15. Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an
incompetent slacker.

16. A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock
at all.

17. When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.

18. INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.

19. Succeed in spite of management.

20. Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.

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