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One year, at UCLA these two guys were taking Chemistry and
doing pretty well on all of the quizzes and the midterms and
the labs, etc., such that going into the final they had a
solid "A".
These two friends were so confident going into the final that
the weekend before finals week (even though the Chem final
was on Monday), they decided to go up to UC Santa Barbara and
party with some friends up there. So they did this and had a
great time.
However, with their hang overs and everything, they overslept
all day Sunday and didn't make it back to LA until early
Monday morning.
Rather than take the final then, what they did was to find
Professor Honk after the final and explain to him why they
had missed it. They told him that they went up to UC Santa
Barbara for the weekend, and had planned to come back in time
to study, but that they had a flat tire on the way back and
didn't have a spare and couldn't get help for a long time,
so they were late getting back to campus.
Honk thought this over and then agreed that they could make
up the final on the following day.
The two guys were elated and relieved. So, they studied that
night and went in the next day at the time that Honk had told
them. He placed them in *separate* rooms and handed each of
them a test booklet and told them to begin.
They looked at the first problem, which was something simple
about molarity and solutions and was worth 5 points. "Cool"
they thought, "this is going to be easy." They did that
problem and then turned the page.
They were unprepared, however, for what they saw on the next
page. It said:
(95 points) Which tire?
     
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