Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, the Pope, and a boyscout were
all flying in a plane. Suddenly the pilot comes over the
speaker and says, "I'm very sorry but the plane is going to
crash and there are only three parachutes. Since I'm the
pilot, I will go down with my plane, but you guys will have
to decide who gets the parachutes and who doesn't."
The passengers stared at each other. Then Bill Clinton says,
"Well, I'm the President, the country needs me." And he takes
a parachute and jumps out of
the plane.
Then Hillary Clinton says, "Well, I'm the smartest woman in
the world." And she takes a parachute and jumps out of the
plane.
The Pope turns to the Boy scout. "I'm old boy, I've lived my
life and you're just beginning yours. So I want you to take
the last parachute." The Boy Scout says, "But we can both
have a parachute."
"How's that?" the Pope asks.
Smiling, the Boy Scout says, "Because, the smartest woman in
the world just took my back pack!"
     
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