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A big-city, California, lawyer went duck hunting in rural
Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's
field on the other side of a fence... As the lawyer climbed
over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and
asked him what he was doing.
The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell into this
field, and now I'm going to retrieve it."
The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not
coming over here."
The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial
attorneys in the U.S. and, if you don't let me get that duck,
I'll sue you and take everything you own."
The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know
how we do things in Texas. We settle small disagreements like
this with the Texas Three-Kick Rule."
The lawyer asked, "What is the Texas-Three-Kick Rule?"
The Farmer replied, "Well, first I kick you three times, and
then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until
someone gives up."
The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and
decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to
abide by the local custom.
The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked
up to the city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his
heavy work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his
knees. His second kick nearly wiped the man's nose off his
face. The barrister was flat on his belly when the farmer's
third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to expire.
The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get
to his feet and said, "Okay, you old coot! Now, it's my turn!"
The old farmer grinned and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have
the duck!"
     
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