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Tom Fogerty has died.

He wakes up and finds himself on a stage on which a number of
instruments are set up. A door offstage opens and in walk Jimi
Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Brian
Jones, John Lennon, Otis Redding, and Buddy Holly.

Each musician picks up his favorite instrument and begins
tuning up. All of the instruments are taken but, to Tom's
immense pleasure, the drums.

He walks up to Jimi and says, "Man, so this is what heaven is
like."

Jimi looks at him and says, "Heaven? You think this is
heaven?"

At that moment, Karen Carpenter walks in, takes her seat
behind the drums, and calls out, "Okay guys, 'Close to You'.
One, two, three, four..."

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