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You know that all potatoes have eyes. Well, Mr. and Mrs.
Potato had eyes for each other and they finally got married
and had a little one... a real sweet
potato, whom they called "Yam." They wanted the best for
little Yam, telling her all about the facts of life. They
warned her about going out and getting half baked because she
could get Mashed, get a bad name like "Hot Potato," and then
end up with a bunch of Tater Tots.
She said, "Not to worry, no Mr. McSpud could get me in the
sack and make a Rotten Potato out of me!" But she wouldn't
stay home and become a Couch Potato either. She would get
plenty of food and exercise so as not to be skinny like her
Shoestring cousins.
Mr. and Mrs. Potato even told her about going off to Europe
and to watch out for the Hard boiled guys from Ireland and
even the greasy guys from France called the French Fries. They
also said she should watch out for the Indians when going out
west because she could get Scalloped. She told them she would
stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with
those high class Blue Belles or the ones from the other side
of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks you
see around town that say "Frito Lay."
Mr. and Mrs. Potato wanted the best for Yam, so they sent her
to Idaho P.U., that's Potato University, where the Big
Potatoes come from. When she graduates, she'll really be in
the Chips.
But one day she came home and said she was going to marry Tom
Brokaw. Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset and said she
couldn't marry him because he's just a........
Are you ready for this?
Are You sure?
Are you sitting down?
This is REEeeeeeeally bad!
OK! Here it is! Remember I warned you!!!
He is a COMMON TATER!!!!!!!
     
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