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An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given
responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce
children beyond comparison.
With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect
woman. After a diligent, but fruitless, search up and down
the east coast, he started to head west. Shortly thereafter
he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters
that positively took his breath away. So he explained his
mission to the farmer, asking for permission to marry one
of them.
The farmer simply replied, "They're all lookin' to get married,
so you came to the right place. Look them over and select the
one you want."
The man dated the first daughter. The next day the farmer asked
for the man's opinion.
"Well," said the man, "She's just a weeeeee bit, not that you
can hardly notice, but pigeon-toed."
The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of the other
girls; so the man went out with the second daughter.
The next day, the farmer again asked how things went.
"Well," the man replied, "She's just a weeeee bit, not that
you can hardly tell, cross-eyed."
The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see
if things might be better. So he did.
The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming, "She's perfect,
just perfect! She's the one I want to marry!"
So they were wed right away.
Months later the baby was born. When the man visited the nursery
he was horrified: the baby was the ugliest, most pathetic human
you can imagine. He rushed to his father-in-law asking how such
a thing could happen considering the parents.
"Well," explained the farmer, "She was just a weeeee bit, not
that you could hardly tell, pregnant when you met her
     
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