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YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT A STUDENT ANYMORE WHEN...

6.00 am is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.

You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

You know all of the people sleeping in your house.

The bank manager doesn't write threatening letters anymore.

The heating works in your house.

Your friends marry and divorce instead of get together and break-up.

You pay the government thousands of dollars every year.

You go from 130 days of holidays to 15.

You get out of bed in the morning even if it's raining.

Washing up is not an annual ritual.

You don't know what time the kebab shop closes anymore.

You feed your dog Pal instead of McDonalds.

You don't spend half your day strategically planning pub crawls.

You "hate scrounging students"

You no longer have a strange attraction to road signs when drunk.

You can't persuade your flatmates to 'drink til dawn'.

You always know where you are when you wake up.
A $3 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff"

You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.

You don't have mice living in your kitchen.

Grocery lists are longer than 2 minute noodles and cans of baked beans.

Breaking the law means doing 60 in a 50 zone.

'I just can't drink the way I used to' replaces 'I'm never drinking that much
again'

Over 90% of the time you spend in front of the computer is for real work.

You don't experiment with banned substances.

You don't find a "dump" left in the toilet hysterically funny anymore.

You don't get drunk at home, to save money, before going to a pub.

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