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TOP PHONE-IN PIZZA ORDER PRANKS...
1. If using a touch-tone phone, press random numbers while
ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
3. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
4. Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.
5. Change your accent every three seconds.
6. Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as
you speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into
place and scream GOODBYE at the top of your lungs.
7. Ask to see a menu.
8. Order a slice, not a whole pizza.
9. When listing toppings you want on your pizza, include
another pizza.
10. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it
is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say,
"You just don't get it, do you?"
     
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