How do you know if you're in love, lust, or marriage?
LOVE- when your eyes meet across a crowded room LUST- when your tongues meet across a crowded room MARRIAGE -when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care
LOVE- when intercourse is called making love LUST- all other times MARRIAGE- what's intercourse?
LOVE- when you argue over how many children to have LUST- When you argue over who gets the wet spot MARRIAGE- when you argue over money
LOVE- when you share everything you own LUST- when you think twice about giving your partner bus money MARRIAGE-when the bank owns everything
LOVE- when it doesn't matter if you don't climax LUST- when the relationship is over if you don't climax MARRIAGE- what's a climax?
LOVE- when you phone each other just to say "Hi" LUST- when you phone each other just to organize sex MARRIAGE- when you phone each other to find out what time your son's game starts
LOVE- when you write poems about your partner LUST- when all you write is your phone number MARRIAGE- when all you write are check's
LOVE-when you show concern for your partners' feelings LUST- when you couldn't give a rip MARRIAGE- when your only concern is what's on TV
LOVE- when your farewell is "I love you darling" LUST-when your farewell is "So, same time next week?" MARRIAGE -when your farewell is silent
LOVE- when you are proud to be seen in public with your partner LUST- when you only ever see each other in the bedroom MARRIAGE-when you never see each other awake
LOVE- when nobody else matters LUST- when nobody else knows MARRIAGE-- when everybody else matters and you don't care who knows
LOVE- when all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel LUST- when it's just the same mushy old crap MARRIAGE- when you never listen to music
LOVE- when your heart flutters every time you see them LUST- when your groin twitches every time you see them MARRIAGE- when your wallet empties every time you see them
