A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman
sitting at the bar.
After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes
over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I
chatted with you for a while?"
She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I
won't sleep with you tonight!"
Everyone in the bar is now staring at them.
Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed
and he slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and
apologizes.
She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you.
You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm
studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you
mean $200?"
     
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