These two guys meet after not having seen each other for many many years. The first guy asks the second guy, "How have things been going?" The second guy - speaking very s..l..o..w..l..y.. - tells the first guy, "I w..a..s.. a..l..m..o..s..t m..a..r..r..i..e..d." The first guy says in amazement, "Hey, you don't stutter any more." The answer comes,
" Y..e..s, I w..e..n..t t..o a d..o..c..t..o..r.. a..n..d h..e t..o..l..d m..e t..h..a..t i..f I s..p..e..a..k.. s..l..o..w..l..y I w..i..l..l n..o..t s..t..u..t..t..e..r."
The first friend congratulates him and then asks again about how he was almost married.
