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Some Shorts On Marriage Submitted from Sharon Peters:
Getting married is very much like going to a continental restaurant
with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the
other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a
ten-year married man looks happy - we wonder why.
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the
man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman
speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and
the neighbors listen.
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool
when I married you." And the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was
in love and didn't notice it."
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day
he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You
can have mine."
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure
of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget
it once.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let
him keep her.
     
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