Our Last Clinton Joke:
Hillary is lying in bed wide-eyed one night, and starts
poking Bill in the back.
"Wake up," she says."
Bill just turns over and groans.
Again, she pokes him the back and says, "Bill, wake up!"
"What do you want?" he grunts in a sleepy voice.
"I'm going to the bathroom," she says.
"You woke me up just to tell me your going to the bathroom?"
"No," Hillary says. "I want you to save my place."
     
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