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Top Ten Changes to Cable Television Resulting from AOL
Acquiring Time Warner...

10. When you turn on your television, you'll hear
"You've got Pay Per View".

9. There will be a mysterious 19 hour period where
your cable just wont work.

8. Test Patterns: Televisions equivalent to a busy
signal.

7. Every once in a while you have to have your cable
reinstalled.

6. 100 Free Trial Hours of Cable Access which you
can't cancel, no matter how hard you try.

5. CIA: Cable Instant Alerter. Now all your friends
will know when you are watching television.

4. Childproof features on cable will prevent you
from receiving programs from undesirable sources,
including ones you really do want to receive.

3. The cable repairman tells you to turn your TV off
and back on again when you report your cable is on
the fritz.... again.

2. Relatives in neighboring towns make fun of you
because you don't have a "real" cable company like
they do.

1. "You've been watching TV too long. Your
connection has been terminated."

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