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A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the
market looking for a stud rooster. At the market, he got
talking to a vendor who said," I have just the rooster for
you. Fred's the horniest bird you'll ever see!"
So the farmer took Fred back to the farm, but before setting
him loose in the chicken coop, he gave the rooster a pep
talk. "Fred", he said, "I'm counting on you to do your
stuff."
Without a sound, Fred raced into the chicken coop and
proceeded to root hen like a thunderbolt. There was much
squawking and many feathers flying, till Fred had finished
servicing every hen in the house.
But Fred didn't stop there. He went to the barn and climbed
on all the horses, one by one and still at the same frantic
pace. Then he went to the pig pen and did the same.
The shocked farmer cried "stop, Fred! You'll kill yourself."
But Fred wouldn't stop. He found every farm animal and worked
on them all. This went on for the rest of the day and all
night.
The next morning, the farmer looked out and saw Fred lying on
his lawn, with his legs in the air, eyes rolled back and his
tongue hanging out. A crow was circling above him. The farmer
walked up to Fred saying, "Oh you poor thing you've gone and
killed yourself. I warned you, matey."
"Shhh!" Fred hissed. "The crows getting closer."
     
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