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An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just
returned from several weeks of intense action on the German
front lines. He had finally been granted R&R and was on a
train bound for London.
The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length
of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied
seat was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged lady
and was being used by her little dog. The war weary soldier
asked, "Please, ma'am, may I sit in that seat?"
The English woman looked down her nose at the soldier,
sniffed and said, "You Americans. You are such a rude class
of people. Can't you see my little Fifi is using that seat?"
The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest,
but after another trip down to the end of the train, found
himself again facing the woman with the dog. Again he asked,
"Please, lady. May I sit there? I'm very tired." The English
woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You Americans! Not only
are you rude, you are also arrogant. Imagine!"
The soldier didn't say anything else. He leaned over, picked
up the little dog, tossed it out the window of the train and
sat down in the empty seat.
The woman shrieked and demanded that someone defend her and
chastise the soldier.
An English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke up, "You
know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing
the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand.
You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now,
sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out of the window."
     
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