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John Madden was in St. Louis to announce a football game
one weekend when he noticed a special telephone near the
Rams' bench. He asked a nearby player what it was used
for and was told it was a hot line to God." John asked
if he could use it. The player told him "Sure, but it
will cost you $100."
John scratched his head, then thought "What the heck, I
need a break picking games." He pulled out his wallet
and paid $100. John was perfect that week.
The next week John was in Jacksonville when he noticed
the same kind of phone on the Jaguars' bench. He asked
what the telephone was for and was told, "It's a hot
line to God! If you want to use it, it will cost you
$100."
Recalling the previous week, John quickly pulled out his
wallet and made the call. John was perfect that week also.
The next weekend John was in Nashville at the Adelphia
Coliseum when he noticed the same kind of telephone by
the Titans' bench. He asked Steve McNair, "Is that the
hot line to God?"
Steve said, "Yes, but the call will cost you 35 cents."
John looked incredulously at Steve and said. "Wait a
second, I just paid $100 in St. Louis and Jacksonville
to use the same phone to God! Why does Nashville only
charge 35 cents?"
Steve looked at John and replied, "In Nashville, it's a
local call."
     
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