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Did you here about little Jimmy? He is four years old.
He was bugging his mother one day, so she said, "Jimmy, why
don't you go across the street and watch the builders work?
Maybe you will learn something."
Jimmy was gone about two hours. When he came home his mother
asked him what he had learned.
Jimmy replied, "Well, first you put the G*d d@mn door up.
Then the son of a bitch doesn't fit, so you have to take the
c*ck sucker back down. Then
you have to take a hair off each side and put the mother
f#$$er back up."
Jimmy's mother said, "You wait til your dad comes home!"
When Jimmy's dad got home, Mom told him to ask Jimmy what he
had learned across the street. Jimmy told him the whole
story.
Dad said, "Jimmy, you go outside and get the switch."
Jimmy replied, "Screw you, that's the electrician's job!"
     
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