"Honey," said the husband to his wife, "I invited a friend
home for supper."
"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go
shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like
cooking a fancy meal!"
"I know all that."
"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"
"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married".
     
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