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The following quiz consists of four questions that tell you
whether or not you are qualified to be a professional.
Scroll down for the answers. The questions are not that
difficult. You just need to think like a professional.
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the
giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether or
not you are doing simple things in a complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator ?
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Incorrect answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant
and shut the refrigerator.
Correct answer: Open the refrigerator, take out of the
giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This
question tests your foresight.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the
animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
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Correct answer: The elephant. The elephant is in the
refrigerator! This tests if you are capable of comprehensive
thinking.
OK, if you did not answer the last three questions correctly,
this one may be your last chance to test your qualifications
to be a professional.
4. There is a river filled with crocodiles. How do you cross
it?
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Correct Answer: Simply swim through it. All the crocodiles
are attending the animal meeting! This question tests your
reasoning ability.
If you answered four out of four questions correctly, you are
a true professional. Wealth and success await you.
If you answered three out of four, you have some catching up
to do but there's hope for you.
If you answered two out of four, consider a career as a
hamburger flipper in a fast food joint.
If you answered one out of four, try selling some of your
organs. It's the only way you will ever make any money.
If you answered none correctly, consider a career that does
not require any higher mental functions at all, such as law
or politics.
     
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