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A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached
a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an
announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this
is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293,
nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is
good and therefore we should have a smooth and uneventful
flight. Now sit back and relax - OH MY GOD!"
Then silence.
Then, the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies
and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier, but
while I was talking, the flight-attendant brought me a cup of
coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see
the front of my pants!"
A passenger in Coach said, "That's nothing. He should see the
back of mine!"
     
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