A Jewish lady goes into a furniture store owned by a Jewish
man. She picks out a lamp she likes and brings it to the
counter.
She finds out the price is $69.95 and says, "Oy, down the
street at Goldstein's these are only $49.95!"
The owner asks why she doesn't buy it from Goldstein's, and
she says, "Because they just ran out of them."
The owner throws up his hands and says, "Ha! When I'm out of
them, they're only $29.95!"
     
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