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Morris was removing some engine valves from a car on the lift
when he spotted the famous heart surgeon Dr. Michael DeBakey,
who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service
manager. Morris, somewhat of a loud mouth, shouted across the
garage, "Hey DeBakey...Is dat you ? Come over here a minute."

The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where
Morris was working on a car. Morris in a loud voice, all
could hear, said argumentatively, "So Mr. fancy doctor, look
at this work. I also take valves out, grind 'em, put in new
parts, and when I finish this baby will purr like a kitten.
So how come you get the big bucks, when you and me are doing
basically the same work?"

DeBakey, very embarrassed, walked away, and said softly, to
Morris,....."Try doing your work with the engine running."

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