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A young man had been seriously dating three lovely girls and
was finally faced with the dilemma of which to marry. As a
test he gave each of them one thousand dollars. The first
girl went for a complete hair and face makeover. new clothes,
and new shoes. She returned to show off her new look saying,
"I want to be at my most beautiful for you. Why? Because I
love you, dear."
The second girl returned with new hockey and golf equipment,
a new stereo, VCR, and a month's supply of beer saying, "I
bought all these things for you. They're my gifts to you,
because I love you so."
The third girl invested the 1,000 dollars wisely and very
quickly doubled her original amount. She reinvested the
profits which continued to multiply and returned the first
thousand to the young man saying, "I have taken your money
and made it grow as an investment in our future together.
That's how much I love you dear."
The young man was very impressed by all of their responses,
and after giving long and careful consideration, he married
the one with the biggest breasts.
     
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