"You're in a hospital, sir. I'm with the police. We weren't
sure you were going to wake up. You had a golf club wrapped
around your neck. Just tell us everything you remember."
"Well, I was teaching my wife golf. Of course, I won every
hole. But on the little par 3, 17th hole, we both hit right
to the green, and we both putted right to the pin.
When I walked to the flag, I saw one putt had overshot, but
the other ball had apparently sunk. I didn't know whose it
was, so I pulled the flag, looked in, saw it was her
Spalding in there, and I said; 'Looks like your hole, dear.'
That was the last thing I remember..."
     
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