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INTERESTING CLASSIFIEDS ADS:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG.
FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 COCKER SPANIEL
1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG
FREE PUPPIES...PART GERMAN SHEPHERD, PART STUPID DOG.
GERMAN SHEPHERD, 85 LBS.
NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.
FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG.
LOOKS LIKE A RAT...
BEEN OUT A WHILE...
BETTER BE REWARD.
1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/OFFER
AMANA WASHER - $100
OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO SELDOM WASHED.
SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE --
ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH ITS OWN 1988 MUSTANG, 5L,
AUTO, EXCELLENT CONDITION - $6800
COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED...
ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.
83 TOYOTA HUNCHBACK - $200
FULL SIZED MATTRESS.
20 YEAR WARRANTY
LIKE NEW. SLIGHT URINE SMELL.
FREE, 1 CAN OF PORK & BEANS WITH PURCHASE OF 3 BR, 2 BATH HOME.
FOR SALE: LEE MAJORS (6 MILLION DOLLAR MAN) - $50
NORDICK TRACK - $300
HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY
BILL'S SEPTIC CLEANING
"WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS"
SHAKESPEARE'S PIZZA - FREE CHOPSTICKS
HUMMELS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER "IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!"
GET A LITTLE JOHN:
THE TRAVELING URINAL HOLDS 2 1/2 BOTTLES OF BEER.
GEORGIA PEACHES, CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 CENTS LB.
NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED, USED ONCE, SLIGHTLY STAINED.
AMERICAN FLAG, 60 STARS - POLE INCLUDED - $100
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
MUST SELL WASHER AND DRYER - $300
ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR "AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER."
FOR SALE BY OWNER -
COMPLETE SET OF ENCYCLOPEDIA BRITANNICA. 45 VOLUMES, EXCELLENT
CONDITION. $1,000 OR BEST OFFER.
NO LONGER NEEDED. GOT MARRIED LAST WEEKEND. WIFE KNOWS
EVERYTHING.
     
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