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An old farmer is outside for a walk around his land when he
sees a sign on his neighbor's lawn; "Horse for Sale".
Curious, he decides to have a look-see. As he approaches
his neighbor's stable, he sees his old Italian friend
brushing down a fine-looking stallion.
"Hello friend, I saw your sign out there and came over to
see your horse for sale." Now, the Italian farmer speaks
very poor English, but manages to answer well enough.
"Yep, yep, disa is da horse for-a sale."
"This horse here?" quizzes the old farmer, "Why he's a
fine horse! Why-ever would you sell him?"
"Well," sighs the Italian farmer, "He no looka so good
anymore."
The old farmer, convinced that his neighbor has lost
his mind, makes the sale and leads the horse across his
field over to the stable. As he taps the horse gently
on the back to coax him into the stable, he watches as
the horse misses the door completely and smacks head
first into the wall. "That ol' cheat sold me a near
blind horse!" growls the old farmer. He then proceeds
to storm over across the field, reigns in hand, to give
his neighbor a piece of his mind. "You sold me a near
blind horse you ol' cheat and you didn't even tell
me!" he screams.
"Eh! I tolla you!" cries the Italian farmer, "I say,
'he no looka so good anymore!' "
     
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