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The following are accounts of actual exchanges between
airliners and control towers:

The controller working a busy pattern told the 727 to make a
three sixty (a complete circle, usually to provide spacing
between aircraft).

The pilot of the 727 complained, "Do you know it costs us two
thousand dollars to make a one-eighty in this airplane?"

Without missing a beat the controller replied, "Roger, give
me four thousand dollars worth!"


Unknown Aircraft: "I'm f-ing bored!".

Air Traffic Control: "Last aircraft transmitting, say your call
sign" (identify yourself)

Unknown Aircraft: "I said I was f-ing bored, not f-ing stupid!"

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