Dr. Goldstein bumps into Mrs. Shapiro in the grocery store.
"Oh, Mrs. Shapiro" says the Dr., "Your dad came in the
other day for a checkup and I get such a kick out of him.
For a 90 year old man, he is in such good spirits!"
"Why?" said Mrs. Shapiro, "What did he say?"
"Well, he said that every time he goes to the bathroom at
night, G-d turns on the light for him, and every time he
leaves the bathroom, G-d turns the
light off."
"Oh, damn" says Mrs. Shapiro, "He's peeing in the
refrigerator again!!!!"
     
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